he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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