"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
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There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
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The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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