I am puke
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
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You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
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Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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