My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Randomize
