i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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