The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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