Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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