Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

I'm jealous of your bromance

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(203): View more from Connecticut

maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans

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(917): View more from New York City

you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar

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(253): View more from Washington

My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"

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(509): View more from Washington

Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.

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(602): View more from Arizona

She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great

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