My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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