You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off