Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (773): View more from Illinois

  Tell him ill love him long time

  (1-773): View more from Illinois

  I'll assure him of it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (773): Tell him ill love him long time (1-773): I'll assure him of it http://tfl.nu/0jov
  Replies (3) Good night (1533) Bad night (567)
• Favorite

  (740): View more from Ohio

  We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (740): We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville http://tfl.nu/1fjn
  Replies (18) Good night (1229) Bad night (871)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks?? http://tfl.nu/ct6g
  Replies (15) Good night (2728) Bad night (834)
• Favorite

  (228): View more from Mississippi

  two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (228): two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter. http://tfl.nu/ayzd
  Replies (26) Good night (727) Bad night (3737)
• Favorite

  (718): View more from New York

  Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (718): Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom." http://tfl.nu/h2e6
  Replies (17) Good night (4679) Bad night (1339)
• Favorite

  (858): View more from California

  dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (858): dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread. http://tfl.nu/pzp6
  Replies (22) Good night (5849) Bad night (861)
• Favorite

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (860): just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack http://tfl.nu/aa3v
  Replies (87) Good night (8936) Bad night (1005)
• Favorite

  (226): View more from Ontario

  This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (226): This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon http://tfl.nu/4pbx
  Replies (43) Good night (14074) Bad night (2142)
• Favorite

  (970): View more from Colorado

  I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (970): I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking http://tfl.nu/lf0q
  Replies (8) Good night (2606) Bad night (1192)
• Favorite

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (414): Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably http://tfl.nu/eax2
  Replies (6) Good night (1461) Bad night (2227)
• Favorite

  (256): View more from Alabama

  The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (256): The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire. http://tfl.nu/a418
  Replies (3) Good night (933) Bad night (2275)
• Favorite

  (703): View more from Virginia

  it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (703): it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp http://tfl.nu/dn3p
  Replies (1) Good night (604) Bad night (1603)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA http://tfl.nu/ecmd
  Replies (16) Good night (763) Bad night (885)
• Favorite

  (914): View more from New York

  Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (914): Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket. http://tfl.nu/amsn
  Replies (4) Good night (1831) Bad night (262)
• Favorite

  (301): View more from Maryland

  You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (301): You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there http://tfl.nu/jnb5
  Replies (2) Good night (539) Bad night (241)

Randomize