he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates