I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
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Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
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