that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
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You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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