What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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