yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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