But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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