Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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