I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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