i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
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She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
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He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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