i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
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Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Holy sore nipples Batman
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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