You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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