Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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