So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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