How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
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By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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