amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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