yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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