i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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