Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
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If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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