This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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