Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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