she kept yelling 'call me bella'
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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