"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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