i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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