Your tits are I can't wait for
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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