I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
two words: eviction party
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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