dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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