one might say we're banned from that church
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
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He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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