they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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