apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
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I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
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Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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