I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
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It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
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