That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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