My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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