I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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