Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
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