Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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