I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
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they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
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Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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