I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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