I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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