I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Come see our sink grown plant.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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