I can't disclose who, but one time I called someone, they didn't pick up, and immediately texted back 'will call later, masturbating'
I thought that was really considerate
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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