Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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