I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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