do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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