YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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