so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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