So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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