My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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